And so it begins. Welcome to the holiday season folks. No turning back now. Which means it’s time to start thinking about—and then, you know, purchasing—those gifts for your loved ones. And if you’re happily married, and would like to stay that way, might we suggest putting some thought into what your wife would like? Because a gift card is not going to cut it. We asked our resident expert on such things, Lady Esquire™, to tell us what, exactly, women want this holiday season. Here’s what she told us: