Here’s a quick game. What do these four things all have in common: creeps, ’70s porn stars, women who’ve given up, and Mumford and Sons. The answer? A mustache—or at least the stereotypical judgements associated with one. And names you might’ve been called, in jest, all Movember long while you’ve been cultivating your ‘stache to raise some dough for men’s health issues.

But, alas, maybe not. Results are just in from a new survey regarding America’s attitudes towards mustaches in the workplace, as conducted by the non-profit American Mustache Institute (no we’re not making that up) and Wahl clippers. As it turns out, the facial hair style carries with it more clichés than you might suppose.

For example…