Halloween is a week away. Got a costume? If not, we suggest current GQ cover star and all-around 2014 cultural McJuggernaut Matthew McConaughey. Only question is: Which of the Texas wonders’ many incarnations should you take on? You could go with Wooderson, the wild townie he played in Dazed & Confused. Or Cooper, the farmer/scientist/astronaut he portrays in the upcoming Christopher Nolan space epic Interstellar. Or you could go with Rust Cohle, the beer-can-crushing redneck detective-philosopher. Regardless, we’re pretty sure any one of these costumes will win you awards next Friday night—or at least get someone to pass you the the joint (and a set of bongos).