The Queen Kindly Requests That You Shave, Harry

Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II, is not amused by your ginger beard, Prince Harry. Nope, not one bit. She doesn’t find it becoming, appropriate, or acceptable. She think’s it’s slovenly. A side effect of living life as a destitute flaneur, and...

I’m Sorry, What?

My Bow makes my dick hard every time I smile…is that normal? pic.twitter.com/AI6k9TOGmu — Idris Elba (@idriselba) January 5, 2014 Explain yourself, Idris Elba! Last night, as he made his way to the 25th annual Palm Springs International Film...

How to Dress Like Duck Dynasty…But Better

Duck Dynasty is a show, I am told, about the Robertson family. It has something to do with racist and homophobic men with giant beards indiscriminately killing things, which sounds oh-so-very al Queda.   The Robertson family made millions out of selling a highly...